Showing posts with label mallrats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mallrats. Show all posts

Thursday, 28 March 2013

Happy Easter: This is for Brodie!

Happy Easter everybody! I'd love to say I have a top 5 Easter moments in film for you but unfortunately I don't quite. However I do have a couple of memorable Easter Bunny moments for you instead. These little Easter eggs are actually more like an anti-Easter present I'm afraid. Don't let your kids watch!

I could have filled this post with religious ramblings and videos of Jesus going through some horrific stuff in Mel Gibson's torture porn Passion of the Christ, but I thought I'd take a slightly less disgusting route to wishing you a happy Easter.


First up is one of my all time favourite films. It has a special place in my heart as Mallrats was my introduction to Kevin Smith, Jay and Silent Bob and most of all the star of the film Jason Lee as Brodie. I love Brodie. Every line out of his mouth is hilarious but he's also a bit of a douche bag. He gets the crap beaten out of him by the asshole in the Fashionable Male shop (played by Ben Affleck) and then tells his mall rat buddies Jay and Bob that it was the guy in the Easter Bunny suit. It's despicable really that the poor Easter Bunny becomes an innocent victim here but still, watch the clip below for a bit of a laugh.



Later in the film, some children find Ethan Suplee staring at one of those weird Magic Eye things (remember them?) that I could never bloody do so I feel this guy's pain. When the kids out smart him, he lashes out and it is another lovely Easter Bunny moment for all those of you who aren't quite as taken by Easter as others.



Finally Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey popped into my head because I remember there being an evil Easter Bunny in it. It's really not very scary and more than a bit silly but it might bring back some fond memories for some of you who were Bill and Ted fans.



I'm off to go play chess with Death! Have a lovely Easter holidays and try not to eat too much chocolate. and if you're feeling religious then why not have a read of my latest article for Yahoo about why I still pray sometimes.

Monday, 13 February 2012

Valentines Day; Time for Romance


These are my answers to the Valentine's Day Movie Meme, from Meredith @ Forever Classics

Romantic films are certainly not my speciality but this looked fun so I thought I'd give it a try.  Bare in mind I really don't watch a lot of romantic films.  I dislike most rom-coms and I hate weepie melodramas.  I had to be dragged kicking and screaming to see Titanic but funnily enough loved it.  And from the answers below, you might think I've got a pretty wierd idea of romance.  Don't hold it against me...

1. What is your favorite romantic comedy?

 
Kevin Smith’s Mallrats is all about two guys getting their girls back.  Fortunately one of the guys is Brodie (Jason Lee) and he’s been too busy playing video games and collecting comics to notice that his girl has been spending hours in the toilet crying over their relationship.  She dumps him and so begins a mission to the mall to get the girl back.  Along the way there is an angry father, the antics of Jay and Silent Bob and Ben Affleck’s asshole from the ‘Fashionable Male’ shop to contend with.


Then there’s 500 Days of Summer starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and featuring a great non-linear narrative and some bruising truths about real life romance.


And one last one that made me laugh my ass off.  Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson crash weddings in the appropriately titled Wedding Crashers.  Rachel McAdams is charming and Isla Fisher is deliciously nuts but the boys steal the show with motor-mouth dialogue and a crude, lewd take on romance and the lengths men will go to bed women.



2. What is your favorite romantic drama?


Titanic is the one to beat.  Tragic, short-lived, passionate, crossing classes, forbidden, doomed.  Everything you want from a romance.  


Sticking with the early heart throb days of Leo, Baz Lurhman’s Romeo & Juliet is another one that has all the essential ingredients and serves them up to perfection.

3. Worst romance film you've seen?


Don’t think this counts as romance but it’s the worst film ever anyway.  Sex Lives of the Potato Men

4. How do you feel about the majority of romantic films being labeled "chick flicks"?

Annoyed for the huge amount of ‘chicks’ who hate the stuff.  Emasculated when I have to admit to liking some of them… especially Titanic. 

5. Favorite on-screen couple?


Leo and Kate as Jack and Rose in Titanic.  Rich, uptight, trapped and miserable Rose learns how to live, love, spit and screw when she meets poor but happy, free-spirit Jack. 

6. Favorite off-screen couple?


Brangelina the sexy, naughty buggers.

7. Best kiss in a movie?

Human Traffic

Check the clip from 8.46 (but you really need to see the rest of the film to get it)


or Titanic on the prow



8. Favorite romantic scene?

The sex scene in Team America.  Especially the uncut version.


Also the moment Ed Norton’s narrator grabs Marla’s hand as the buildings fall in the last shot of Fight Club.


Jack draws Rose wearing ‘only this’ (her necklace).  Sexy, romantic and perfect foreplay for the main event in the back of a steamed up car.


9. Who are 2 film characters you wished had gotten together, but never did?

Patrick Swayze as Bodhi and Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah in Point Break.  Is it wrong that I’d have loved to see them just make out at the end of that movie before Bodhi surfs into oblivion?  Soaking wet from the sea with a pair of handcuffs.


Or Borat and Pamela.

10. Two actors you think would have great chemistry, but have never done a film together?


Isla Fisher and Amy Adams.  Keep your thoughts pure.

11. Favorite romantic song in a film (doesn't have to be from a musical)?

Don’t hate me but I love Aerosmith’s ‘I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing’ from Armageddon

‘Only a Woman’ from Team America

12. Best score from a romance film?

Love Titanic’s apart from the actual Celine Dion song which is a bit blah.  The rest, though extremely similar to the main song, is stunningly wonderful.

13. Most romantic film quote?


‘You met me at a very strange time in my life’ Fight Club


‘I promise I will never die’ Team America


‘Put your hands on me Jack’ Titanic

14.  A film you'd recommend to watch on Valentine's Day?

I reckon Wall-E’s first hour is pretty romantic and flawless.  Dirty Dancing will keep many girls happy as far as I’m aware.  Brokeback Mountain for some raunchy intense in-tents man-love.  Titanic if you want a real weepie with epic tragedy.  Recent indie Like Crazy might make you more grateful for what you have.  500 Days of Summer if you recently got dumped.  The Artist if it’s still on at a cinema near you.

You might as well join in, go on!  What's the move's that get in you in the mood for love? 

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Thursday, 15 December 2011

Catching Up with Old Friends

Anyone else feel like film characters are friends?  Don't leave me hanging here.  With the immense satisfaction that I'm getting from Shane Meadow's latest TV series This is England 88, comes a realisation that I want to see these characters; Lol, Woody, Shaun, Smell and even Combo grow old.  After the unrelenting despair of the previous series, This is England 86, the two episodes of '88 screened so far have been bleak but with many more moments of lightness, not least from Joe Gilgun's fantastic comic/tragic performance as Woody.

Last night's episode had two standout scenes though.  Both featured exceptional acting from Bafta winning Vicky McClure as poor old Lol, still struggling to deal with her harsh past.  But in both scenes, McClure was brilliantly supported by other fine actors.  In the first scene, Lol broke down and opened up to a nurse perfectly played by Helen Behan.  It was truly hard to believe she is not a real nurse Meadows plucked off the street.  In the second scene, Lol visits Combo in prison and Stephen Graham's performance is another example of heart breaking perfection.  From film to '86, Combo has transformed from racist messed up bastard to a truly sympathetic character.  Both scenes made my eyes do this strange watering thing.  It is a testament to Meadows that there are so many outstanding performances in the film and the series.  I look forward to the final episode tonight with bated breath and hope that This is England 90 materialises on our screens in the not-too-distant future.

With no sign of my good friends, the This is England gang, disappearing from screens anytime soon then, I began wondering what other films I'd love to see get a TV series follow-up catching up with the characters 5, 10, 20 years later.  It's been amazing watching the characters (and actors) grow, particularly Thomas Turgoose as Shaun who has gone from boy to young man on screen.  I have heard that the Tomorrow When The war Began series will begin with three films and turn into a TV series, a format which I have to agree will work best for these book adaptations.  So here's a selection of films I'd love to see a TV series follow-up of:

1. Mallrats (Kevin Smith, 1995) One of my favourite films of the 90s, I'd love to catch up with Brodie and T.S. and see that they are still hanging out at the mall causing trouble with Jay and Silent Bob.  Smith gave us Clerks 2 and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back so we've seen the further adventures of many of his Jersey characters, but Brodie's always been my favourite and Jason Lee is no stanger to TV now with My Name is Earl.  Ok so the actors are now sixteen years older (and they already looked a bit old for hanging out in malls in 95) but I'd still be curious to see if Brodie stuck with Rene (Shannen Doherty) and has grown out of videogames and settled down with a job and kids.  Could be depressing though.

2. La Haine (Mathieu Kassovitz, 1995) Ending with a bang, we know what happened to Vinz but the future of Hubert is uncertain from the final shot of the film.  And Said, poor old Said always caught in the middle.  What would he be doing years down the line?  He may have lost both his best friends.  Would he be in jail?  Still stuck on the estate?  Or would he be campaigning for justice for his friend/s?  I'd love to find out.

3. Dazed and Confused (Richard Linklater, 1993) So many characters I feel close to after just spending the one night in their company.  What would this lot be doing after finishing school?  They discussed their futures in the film but their destinies are uncertain.  Is Slater still a stoner?  Is Wooderson still picking up high school girls?  What would be going on with these characters in the 80s?  It's time for new TV series Dazed and Confused 86 to check in with these characters ten years on from the film.




4. The Goonies (Richard Donner, 1985)  Ok it might be a bit late for a follow-up to this one.  I'm not really sure I want to see what the characters would be doing approaching their forties.  But imagine if the Goonies had gotten back together for a series of adventures in their twenties.  It could have been cool.  Perhaps they became activists against golf course developments and travel the world going up against greedy developers, stealing from the rich to help the poor save their houses.  Or perhaps this is a bad idea.

5. Trainspotting (Danny Boyle, 1996)  Irvine Welsh wrote a sequel to his book and rumours persist that Boyle might get the cast back together (when they look old enough) for a reunion.  Perhaps when they do put Welsh's sequel, titled Porno, on screen they could consider a short TV series.  Boyle started in TV so perhaps he'd be willing to make a return.  It would be great to see Renton and the gang ten years on from the events of the film.  With Begbie released from prison, will Renton have to keep running? 

Anyone else want to see their favourite film characters return in a TV series or is this a really bad idea?  Anyone else loving This is England 88?  Speak freely...